"A Spiritual Lesson In Toon Language"

Lesson Titles In Blue

Descriptions For New Lessons Coming Up In Red

Episodes That Are Going To Be Used In Yellow

The Cardboard Castle-- For A Biblical Analysis Of The Cardboard Castle Portion Of The Simpsons Episode Rome-Old And Juli-Eh, Follow The Link In Green Beside This Description To The Lesson.  I've Recently Gotten A Run Of Searches For It And The Engines Haven't Found The Lesson Yet. This Will Help!!

I) Love vs. Fear

Using Clips From The Digimon Episodes: Oikawa's Shame, The Last Temptation Of The Digidestined, & A Million Points Of Light

II) Practice Makes Perfect, But Never Flawless All The Time

Using Clips From The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Episode: Grumble Bee

III) Misconceptions Of Hell

I Am Using Cartoons That Portray Hell Somehow.  Are These Cartoons Accurate?

IV) Creation And The Bible

Using The Superbook Episode:  How It All Began And The Simpsons Episode: Simpsons Bible Stories # 1--For Comparison And Contrast.

V) Samson And Delilah

Using The Simpsons Episode:  Simpsons Bible Stories # 2 And/Or The Pinky & The Brain Episode:  A Little Off The Top.

VI) The Rapture And Second Coming Of Christ

Using Simpsons Episode:  Simpsons Bible Stories # 3 For Comparison And Contrast With The Bible.

VII) Alcoholism

Using The Tiny Toon Adventures Episode:  One Beer

VIII) Hear And Read The Gospel

Using The Tiny Toon Adventures Episode:  Why Dizzy Can't Read

This Is To Show That You Need To Be Able To Read The Gospel In Order To Effectively Study It.  Reading The Gospel Allows God To Use You Effectively In Witnessing.  Reading The Bible Effectively Is God Telling You What He wants Effectively In One Of The Many Fashions He Can.  Are You Being Distracted By Other Things So God Can't Talk To You This Way?

 IX) Homosexuality And The Bible

This Lesson Will Naturally Be Only For Adults.  No Faint Hearts Here.  This Lesson Tells The Truth About Homosexuality And The Bible.  Why Is This A Sin?  I Am Using The Simpsons Episode:  Three Gays Of The Condo For This One.

 X) It's About Nothing!!

How Nonsensical Can You Get?!!  This Lesson Is Sure To Leave Some People Scratching Their Heads At First.  I Am Going To Show How Not To Teach A Lesson.  I Am Using The Garfield Episode "Mistakes Will Happen" For This Lesson.  This Is Going To Be Either Really Really Good Or Really Really Foolish.  There Is No Mistaking That This Lesson Is A Very Godly Misfit And Teaches Wonderfully.

XI) Legion

Admittedly This Lesson Might Be Tough For The Faint Of Heart Because We Are Talking About Demon Possession In This Lesson I Am Using A Clip From A Batman:  The Animated Series Episode Called The Demon's Quest II And A Clip From A Ronin Warriors Episode Called Lady Evil Sees The Light.  We Are Studying The Man Possessed By Legion In The Bible (This Means POSSESSED!!!  The Man Was Possessed By 2,000 Demons!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!)

XII) Willingness To Be Taught

This Is Going To Be Interesting Because This Is A "Teaching On Teaching".  However, We Are Discussing More Or Less, Why Being Hard To Teach Is A Bad Thing.  I Am Using A Lot Of Scriptures With The Words "Stiff-Necked" In Them For Example.  I Am Using The MGM Short  Blackboard Jumble And/Or The Animaniacs Short Chalkboard Bungle.

XIII) Care Of Creation

This Lesson Covers What Not To Do With God's Creation, However, We Are Also Going To Cover What God's Creation Is And What It Does.  I Am Using The Simpsons Short Called Fly Vs. Fly From The Simpsons Episode Treehouse Of Horror VIII And Perhaps The Smurfs Episode The World According To Smurflings.

XIV) The Ten Commandments

This Lesson Series Will Involve A "Lesson Transfer" For Part Of This.  In Other Words, Some Lessons Will Switch To This Series, While Others Will Be Newly Created.  I Will Use Cartoons Like The Smurfs Episode All Work And No Smurf (Honor The Sabbath).

In Other Words, The Lessons Would Go As Follows:

A) Thou Shalt Not Have Any Other Gods Before Me, Thou Shalt Not Make Any Graven Image And Bow Down And Worship It--Commandments I And 2 This Looks To Be One Commandment: This Lesson Goes With The Lesson Set Called "Habits And Idols" I-3

B) Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself:  Goes With The Smurfs Episode Smurf The Other Cheek

C) Do Not Take The Lord's Name In Vain:  Goes With The Baby Looney Tunes Episode Paws And Feathers (Picking Up A Potty Mouth Is A Bad Thing--They Start So Young).

D) Honor The Sabbath:  Goes With The Smurfs Episode All Work And No Smurf

E) Honor Thy Father And Mother:  Goes With The Smurfs Episode Fuzzle Trouble (Papa Smurf's Rules Should Be Followed But Aren't) And/Or A Clip From The Simpsons Episode Lost Our Lisa.

F) Thou Shalt Not Murder:  Goes With A Clip From The Simpsons Episode:  The Cartridge Family And The Tom And Jerry Short: The Million Dollar Cat (This Is The Cartoon Used For The Lesson Entitled "Spiritual Contentmen Vs. The Love Of Money"--This Will Of Course Have A Much Different Spin On It Including New Symbols Because Of It Being A Different Lesson)

G) Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery:  Goes With The Simpsons Episode Viva Ned Flanders.

H) Thou Shalt Not Steal:  Goes With A  Tiny Toon Adventures Episode Called Sticky Feathered Duck,  (Clip(s) from The Simpsons Episode Homer Vs. Lisa Vs. The Eighth Commandment And A Clip From The Simpsons Episode Crook And Ladder.

I) Thou Shalt Not Give False Testimony (Lie):  The Lesson Called "Is Lying Good I and II" Will Make A Switch To Here In This Set.

J) Thou Shalt Not Covet:  Goes With The Smurfs Short The Magic Egg.